Expired...

Lesenku telah tamat tempohnya 21hb hari tu. Skang dah 26hb baru aku pasan lepas aku godek2 purse ku itu. Maknanya... almost 1 week aku bawak keta takde lesen. Wakakakaka...
Tapi sebab drive keta, aku tak takut sangat. Selalu polis tahan mamat2 motor je. That's why my dear hubby cukup risau kalau ada yang expired motor dia.

Yang tak bestnya, masa semua complete ni, takde lak kena tahan. Kalo lesen mati ke, road tax mati ke, banyak lah plak roadblock nya.

I did remember kitorang kena tahan masa mula2 kawin dulu. Masa tu still belajar, dari U nak balik kg for raya haji. Merempit tu. Masa tu nak naik bas kul 12 malam. Sampai jalan ke Skudai, ada road block. Giler gelabah sebab road tax dah expired. Polis pun tahan suh berenti tepi jalan. Dear hubby dah berpeluh. Tapi buat2 cool. Takleh nampak suspicious woo. Kang tak pasal2 kena. Dear hubby kuarkan lesen. Lambat2 tu. Aku gabra abih dah. Masa tu lah polis lain datang. Nampak cam ketua antara polis2 yang buat road block tu. Dia tgk kitorang bwk beg baju.
Polis: Ni nak gi mana ni?
Hubby: Balik kampung cik. Nak balik raya ni
Polis: Bas kul berapa?
Hubby: Kul 12.00
Polis: Hah... skang dah kul 11.30. Pegi..pegi! Kang kena tinggal bas.
Hubby: Terima kasih cik... (dalam ati..legaaaa!!!)

Terus hubby pecut. Thank God! Lesen pun dia tak tgk. Phewww!!! Kecut perut aku wooo. Tapi sekali igt lawak lak. Hahahaha....

Dear hubby penah gak cerita. Penah sekali , masa ada dia lalu road block, tgk semua motor berenti. Dia tak kena tahan, tapi berenti gak. Sekali kena marah.'Ni sapa suh berenti ni? Jalan....jalan...' polis tu kata. Dia pun jalan la... Tapi masa tu tak takut la sebab semua complete. Hehehehe....

Adeh... bila lah aku nak gi renew license aku ni???

Sejarah berulang lagi...

Sejarah apa?
Sejarahnya... Iqmi jatuh katil lagi!!!

Aduhhh... sian sungguh lah anakku itu. Kali ni, I put the blame on dear hubby. Dia tinggalkan Iqmi atas katil ngan abang longnyer, then dtg berborak ngan aku. Abang long lak, kalo tgh baca komik tu, mmg tak amik tau hal ehwal sekeliling. Bila adik dah tergolek atas lantai, semua terkejut. Dear hubby over react I guess. Sebab dia boleh jerit2 menyalahkan Haiqal kata Haiqal takde tanggungjawab. Tak tolong tgk adik pun. Bagi aku lak, dia lah yang salah sebab masa dia letak Iqmi, dia tak inform Haiqal pun suh jaga. Dah namanya budak... nak harap dia paham sdirik?
Sian lak Haiqal sebab papa dia marah sangat. I dun expect dia akan cakap 'Papa tanak tgk muka Haiqal lagi!'. Siyes... aku terasa ngan apa yang dia cakap walopon bukan tuju kat aku. Sungguh2 terasa! Siap buang lagik komik yang Haiqal tgh baca. Tak melampau ke tu?
Iqmi dah diam dari melalak, tp Abang Long nyer still lagi teresak2. Sedih dengan apa yang papa dia cakap kut. Aku peluk sambil gosok2 belakang dia. Try to comfort him. At last, tertido sambil nangis. Sedih siot... huhuhuhu..

Last week, my colleague's husband passed away while she's at the office. Terperanjat berok aku bila dapat tau berita ni. She got a call from her hubby's relative... I guess. Lepas tu dia bagitau bos kitorang. Bos kitorang pun bagitau aku. Mula2 aku tak paham sebab bos aku ni cakap cam murmured gitu. Buhsan betul! Lepas dah clear, baru terkejut. Terus aku tgk kawan aku tuh. Dia tgh siap2 nak balik. She look really calm. Inner nyer tatau la. Then, aku gi jumpa dia. Nak tanya lelebih tak berani. Kang meraung dia kat situ. Aku just cakap 'Drive leklok Kak. Jangan laju2. Sabar ekk.'

Tp, bila ada member lain datang dan pelok dia, terus dia nangis. Aku pun ikut sedih. She's been married for 3 -4 years. Tp takde anak lagi. Tak leh bayangkan if I'm in her shoes. Giler sedih!!!

So, do appreciate everyone around us coz we never know how long they are going to be on our side...

Jiranku punya cerita

Last Monday, lepas Asar, tetiba ada ambulance depan rumah neighbourku. Sebagai seorang penyibok, aku pun kuar tengok sambil tanya2 kat akak sebelah rumah. Rupanya, uncle depan rumah tu kena serang stroke. Bini dia gi panggil jiran depan rumah dia suh tengok2. Actually, uncle tu jiranku belah depan belah kiri, bukan bebetul depan rumah. Aiseh... aku pun konpius nak explain. Takpe... Cut it out.
Akak sebelah rumah aku lak cakap, buat apa nak panggil jiran tu, panggil lah jiran depan rumah ku (Nama - Veronica) since she's a doctor. So, Veronica ni lak masa tu tgh siap2 nak gi jogging. Dengan baju jogging, dia pun pegi masuk rumah uncle tu. Opss.. masa ni ambulance blom tiba lagik.
At the same time, bini uncle tu contact ambulance. Masa ambulance sampai lah aku turut menyibok tgk. Lama gak aku duk tunggu nak tgk uncle tu dibawak masuk ke dalam ambulance. Tapi tak bwk2. Kemudian paramedic datang, dengan kelengkapan dia semua. Kelam kabut gak masa ni. Aku menten jadi pak pacak di depan pagar rumahku.
Lepas seketika, ambulance balik without that uncle. Then, Veronica pun kuar. Aku tanya camne? "Dah meninggal" Veronica jawab. Ukkksss... terkedu gak aku. So dia pun cerita lah, masa dia masuk tu, mmg dah nazak pun. Muka dah biru. Nadi dah slow. Takde harapan. Muka Veronica aku nampak cam gelabah gak... maybe terkilan ke apa.. tatau la. Terus tak jadi jogging. Hehehe...
Since they still in CNY mood, banyak lah deco CNY yang digantung2. Dan2 tu gak derang turunkan.
Uncle ni lak, kawin 2. Dah la tu, rumah bini tua ngan bini muda sebelah menyebelah je. Ada aku dgr, ada pintu lagi antara master bedroom derang. Perghhh... kagum seyhhh!!!
Tambahan sket...
Malam tu, masa dear hubby nak kunci gate, tetiba dia tgk ada samting kat pagar. Dengan curious, dia pun gi tgk. Sekali... kain merah daaa. Sedara mare derang ikatkan kain merah kat pagar kitorang. Dear hubby tanya kat jiran sebelah, naper ikat kain merah ni? Jiran tu jawab dalam kepercayaan cina, rumah yang kematian tu dikira sebagai malang. So, in order to avoid the neighbours from get the bad luck, derang akan ikat kain merah tu kat 3 rumah terdekat.
OOo.. gitu ke? Since takde apa2 yang bertentangan ngan Islam, kitorang biarkan je.
Malam tadi, dia nyer upacara kematian, sempat lah aku intai dari tingkap bilik. Same as what we watched in Chinese drama, ada sami and semua ahli kuarga pakai baju cam guni kaler coklat tu. Siap ngan topi. The wives duk bakar duit kertas kut. Sekali org datang, sekali derang duk ketuk2 gendang ke hapa sambil duk baca2 doa derang. Aduhh... letih aku duk dgr.
Based on jiran sebelah ku, pengebumian will be done on Thursday, maknanya malam ni tak aman lagi la tidoku!

Tambahan lagi...
Balik keja semalam, aku tgk ada kereta yang diperbuat dari kotak - cam dalam citer2 cina tuh. Derang bakar keta tu kunun utk kegunaan si mati di alam sana. Aku pun cakap ngan lakiku 'Waaa... uncle naik keta lah kat sana ekk'

Something to think about

GEORGE CARLIN (He recently died)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent... and so very appropriate...

A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

We conquered outer space but not inner space.

We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

We write more, but learn less.

We plan more, but accomplish less.

We've learned to rush, but not to wait.

We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.

A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side...

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent...

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

Sesat tapi tak sesat

Camne tuh???
Alkisahnya, last Sunday, I've got an invitation to a friend's housewarming kat Bukit Jelutong nu! At first rasa cam tak gi kut sebab jauh. But then when I think it again, why not? Gi je la jumpa kekawan. Lagipun dah janji ngan ofismate cum my relative gak. Masa kawan aku tu kawin dulu aku tak gi gak walopon kad dia dah bagi. Giler canggih kad dia. Ngan hard cover nyer, ngan ribennya... memang happening lah. So untuk repay back my absence during her wedding, I just pay her a visit at her housewarming ni. Kang org kata aku ni anti sosial lak.

So, by referring at her map, kitorang pun pegila. Janji ngan kawan aku nak jumpa sblm tol Batu 3, hampeh dia dah terlepas sampai tol Sg. Rasau. Sasau gak aku nak mencari rumah minah ni. Pusing situ sini, tetengok tempat lain lak. Kawan aku dah sampai kat taman perumahan tu. So dia cakap exit ikut nombor yang dia bagi. Oooo.. ikut nombor lak ek. Alih2 jumpa lak exit tu, ntah dari mana kitorang ikut.

Sampai rumah dia, org tgh ramai. Sedara mara derang la ramai. Ofismate kitorang ber2 je. So, acara makan2, borak2. Pas tu balik.

Nak cari jalan balik plak satu hal. Dear hubby main redah je jalan.

Aku: Kita ni.... kat mana ni bang?
Hubby: Rasanya belah sana nu... Bangkok kut
Aku: Hahahaha... maknanya, belah sini Pattaya ke hapa?
Hubby: Bukan... Narathiwat!

Wakakaka.... lawak siot! Sib baik hubby jenis cool walopon dah sesat barat! Last2 kitorang bleh sampai Putrajaya lalu ikut Cyberjaya. Kalo suh cari jalan sama, konpem tak jumpa balik.